What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:51

-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
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Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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